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	<title>Random Rants</title>
	<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk</link>
	<description>It's nothing personal, It's just business!</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 17:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title> The Old Courthouse, St...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/05/09/the-old-courthouse-st-aubin-jersey</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/05/09/the-old-courthouse-st-aubin-jersey#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 17:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrUnred</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
	<category>Food</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice place, lovely surroundings, good food (at a price), sounds lovely right?  Wrong!!!

Why do I rant about this place?  The staff, not through poor service, indeed the service is generally very good but the fact that in the past two times I have been there in the past month I have been humiliated [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Boris Johnson - A Legend...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/05/07/boris-johnson-tackle</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/05/07/boris-johnson-tackle#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 20:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/05/07/boris-johnson-tackle</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Once in a while, in a persons life, even though they&#8217;re not a football fan, they will have one favourite moment in football.  For me being a wrestling and rugby fan, this is an absolute  sketch.



I have a feeling this guy doesn&#8217;t like the Germans.  Who could blame him?
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		<title>Australians I have Met …</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/29/australians-i-have-met-%e2%80%a6</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/29/australians-i-have-met-%e2%80%a6#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrUnred</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it fair to rant about an entire nation of people?  Probably when the Aussies are concerned but I don’t want to be attacked in the street or tarred and feathered so my rant is about the Australians I have met and how much they irritate me.

Having never been to Australia every Australian I [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Corporate Golf Umbrellas...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/29/corporate-golf-umbrellas-%e2%80%a6</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/29/corporate-golf-umbrellas-%e2%80%a6#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrUnred</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[These really get on my nerves, yeah they keep you dry but they are so big they practically pull you into orbit!  If anyone is walking in front of you with a bright orange golf umbrella with Advatex Investments or some such rubbish on it they talk up the entire path forcing you onto [...]]]></description>
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		<title> The Rules To Buying Men’s...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/29/the-rules-to-buying-men%e2%80%99s-slippers-%e2%80%a6</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/29/the-rules-to-buying-men%e2%80%99s-slippers-%e2%80%a6#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrUnred</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
	<category>Men</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They must be brown.
They must have either a check detail or piping around them.
They must contain some small animal like logo, lion, dragon, griffin etc.
They should be bought from your local market.
Their price should not exceed £10.
]]></description>
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		<title> Why Yelling At A Man Is...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/26/why-yelling-at-a-man-is-pointless</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/26/why-yelling-at-a-man-is-pointless#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 17:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrUnred</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>Sex</category>
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	<category>Men</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When a woman says:
&#8220;This place is a mess! C&#8217;mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you&#8217;ll have no clothes to wear if we
don&#8217;t do laundry right now!&#8221;

What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah C&#8217;MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah,blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
]]></description>
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		<title>Ben and Jerrys</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/24/ben-and-jerrys</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/24/ben-and-jerrys#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>Food</category>
	<category>Worldwide news</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[World Famous ice cream makers Ben &#38; Jerry&#8217;s have apologised for causing offence by calling their new flavour &#8220;Black &#38; Tan&#8221; - A name reserved only for the notorious British militia that operated during Ireland&#8217;s war of independence.

The Black and Tans, so-called because of their two-tone uniforms, were recruited in the early 1920s to improve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Silent Hill</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/23/silent-hill-the-movie</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/23/silent-hill-the-movie#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 16:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silent Hill, great cast, great set, no scares and no atmosphere!

According to film critics the upcoming Silent Hill movie is yet another dissapointing game movie. It was set to be a promosing film with plenty of atmosphere and scares but has continued the legacy of bad game movies. This is especially dissapointing to me because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One True Computer</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/23/one-true-computer</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/23/one-true-computer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
	<category>Computers</category>
	<category>Apple</category>
	<category>Windows</category>
	<category>Linux</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you can breathe oxygen and you&#8217;re interested in technology then you probably know about Boot Camp.  This revolutionary software allows Macs with Intel chips to boot Windows and Linux.

What is this lunatic going on about, I hear you say? I&#8217;m talking about one computer system with the unique hardware capable of running three [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Rapsons Coaches - The...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/22/rapsons-coaches-the-mother-of-all-rants</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/22/rapsons-coaches-the-mother-of-all-rants#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrUnred</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is apparantly a true letter and must be described as THE MOTHER OF ALL RANTS!

Dear Rapsons,

Once, when I was twelve years old, I was sick on a bus which may or
may not have belonged to Rapsons or one of its subsidiary companies.
It was an unintentional, one-off incident which I attribute equally
to the stomach bug [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paint, a HazMat &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/22/paint-a-hazmat</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/22/paint-a-hazmat#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrUnred</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/22/paint-a-hazmat</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to a snippet of news from The Times paint is classed as a &#8220;hazardous article&#8221; under new health and safety rules governing public transport, and can only be taken on a bus if &#8220;carried in two containers&#8221;.

What the fuck is the world coming to!
]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate London Underground</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/21/i-hate-london-underground</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/21/i-hate-london-underground#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I received a song on my phone a few weeks ago that revolved around the hatred people have felt while travelling on the London Underground.  Recently I had one of the worst experiences of my life.  This occured while travelling on the London Underground.

I&#8217;m a keen traveller and I like to experience different [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Flybe: Budget Airline my...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/18/flybe-budget-airline-my-arse</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/18/flybe-budget-airline-my-arse#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When was the last time Flybe gave something back? They might say they can get you the best deals but as this article clearly states, you&#8217;re not getting much of a deal.

As you&#8217;re reading through their magazine giving you some pretty good prices on alcohol and cigarettes, you come across the section that makes your [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Review: Bootcamp Windows XP...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/14/windows-on-apple-review</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/14/windows-on-apple-review#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
	<category>Computers</category>
	<category>Apple</category>
	<category>Windows</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For many people the idea of having their desk cluttered by two computers used for sharing data between Mac OSX and Windows XP may soon be a thing of the past.  This program is called Boot Camp, which is available as a free download.

There are many advantages for setting Apple as your homepage, one [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Pro-Immigration marchers...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/pro-immigration-marchers</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/pro-immigration-marchers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>Worldwide news</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a result of pro-immigration protesting and not attending their jobs, six employees at a seafood restaurant in Houston were fired.  In Detroit, 21 immigrants lost their jobs doing a similar act.  Silly people!

In light of this, some rally organizers are telling people not to risk their jobs or education to attend such [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Linux desktop set to take...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/linux-on-personal-computers</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/linux-on-personal-computers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 19:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computers</category>
	<category>Linux</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Linux on desktop computers will begin taking off in mainstream markets in the next 12 to 18 months.

OK this might not seem like a massive thing to most people but I shall explain! Linux isn&#8217;t a widely used OS because it is complicated and difficult to use. This means that companies will go to Microsoft [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MacBook Pro Security.</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/macbook-pro-security</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/macbook-pro-security#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 13:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>Apple</category>
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	<category>Security</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/macbook-pro-security</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gone are the days of low-spec laptops.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, MacBook Pro.  From Apple.

With the recent boom in Internet access, broadband access, demand for movie and photograph editing software and overall ease-of-use on a lot of computer systems, no wonder Apple are making a killing these days.  Their machines [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Cameras</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/digital-cameras</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/13/digital-cameras#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
	<category>Cameras</category>
	<category>Digital</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s so hard these days to get one, solid, true opinion of anything so rather than going to go off and read 400 reviews, I&#8217;m going to ask you lot for advice on a nice digital SLR camera.  Thoughts and opions (and links/samples!) are always appreciated.

So far I have had a glance at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Racism: Does it still...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/11/racism-does-it-still-exist</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/11/racism-does-it-still-exist#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 18:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Before any comments are posted and definitely before you read any further, I want you to be very careful on how you interpret the meaning of this article.  Challenging comments are very welcome but senseless replies like &#8220;you&#8217;re a racist&#8221; are not.

For some, this is a topic that they tend to steer away from [...]]]></description>
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		<title> Man Caught After Jumping...</title>
		<link>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/10/man-caught-after-jumping-white-house-fence</link>
		<comments>http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/10/man-caught-after-jumping-white-house-fence#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.randomrants.co.uk/2006/04/10/man-caught-after-jumping-white-house-fence</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;A screaming intruder made it onto the front lawn of the White House Sunday while President Bush was at home before being apprehended by Secret Service officers.

Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren identified the man as 40-year-old Brian Lee Patterson, whose last known address was in Albuquerque, N.M. Patterson has been caught trying to get onto [...]]]></description>
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