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The greatness of violence and the love of Mortal Kombat!

The above video was brought to my attention and it made me remember just how much I love mortal kombat! Remember the very first time I played MK. It was on my brother’s commidore amiga….ahhhh the nostalgia!

Also violence in general is great! Take the Ultimate Fighter TV series for example…It’s like big brother…but instead of stupid challenges and public votes…the fighter’s have to kick the crap out of each other to stay in the game! OH HOW I LOVE A BITTA OLD FASHIONED ASS KICKING!

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Im a student....nuff said :D (oh and me names kris!)

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This article was posted via telepathy on April 9, 2006 and is listed under TV Shows, General, Videos and Movies. It has a total of 56 comments . This article has been viewed 722 times.


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The John:

# || 22.44pm GMT || 09.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Mortal Kombat rules so badly……so much….man I can’t stop watching that video!

Jester:

# || 23.33pm GMT || 09.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

its such a great video….should win awards for that 1!

The John:

# || 23.37pm GMT || 09.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Looks like your friends over at SL got the view count on this article up high pretty quickly, :)

Jester:

# || 00.08am GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

wow 40 times!! didnt even notice that! (mind u bout 20 of them has been me watching the video!)

The John:

# || 00.25am GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

There is professional ranting….and unprofessional ranting Gary….

GaryP:

# || 00.28am GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

you need to make a side-room random-fluffy-bunnykins-thoughts. :)

Jester:

# || 00.28am GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

a side what with a random what???

Jester:

# || 00.36am GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

id kick ur ass at MK any dayyyy :P

The John:

# || 08.10am GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

I need to get out my old systems and start playing MK again…..It’s been so long :(

Jester:

# || 12.37pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

i think i have it on the snes….

The John:

# || 17.23pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Now where are the SNES emulators for mac when you need one….

Jester:

# || 17.48pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

easy enuff to get for the pc :P

The John:

# || 17.50pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Have a look for me for mac emulators. I have PC ones but haven’t been arsed to look for mac ones.

Jester:

# || 17.58pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

done…ur so bloody lazy :P

The John:

# || 18.07pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Why thank you sir, now what about the games to go with it :) …

Jester:

# || 18.19pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

do u want me to play it for you as well?

The John:

# || 18.22pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Only the first couple of levels…..Then I’ll take over and take all the credit :D

Jester:

# || 18.24pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

not a chance :P

The John:

# || 19.05pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

You don’t have a choice in the matter ! :P

Jester:

# || 21.51pm GMT || 10.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

i ALWAYS have a choice :D

The John:

# || 05.52am GMT || 11.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Ok then…….Please? I’ll buy you a kebab in Easter (if you can manage to eat one sober that is, no alcohol involved)

Jester:

# || 12.10pm GMT || 11.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

kebab? yes master :D of course i can eat them sober!

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 19.58pm GMT || 12.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Omg. That’s the funniest thing I have ever seen. I also love MK. I think they should re-make aaalll the movies. NOW! And, I should be in all of them.

Jester:

# || 20.22pm GMT || 12.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

yes u would play a great princess katana madison! mmmm skimy outfits…mmmm….

The John:

# || 20.29pm GMT || 12.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

mmmmmm skimpy outfits…..can I be Scorpion? :D

Jester:

# || 20.38pm GMT || 12.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

yes u can….aslong as i can be lui kang during the katana sex scene (yes there will be sex scenes) and change to jonny cage during the sonja one :D

The John:

# || 06.15am GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Thats ok, halfway through your “Session” I can call on my trusty spear-on-a-rope and shout “Getova’ere!” :D

Jester:

# || 11.35am GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

oooo we are using kinky spears then?

The John:

# || 16.03pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Nope, it’s the bog standard Scorpion accessory that nobody should leave home without :P

Jester:

# || 16.41pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

oooo i see..deadly and practical :p

The John:

# || 16.50pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

And only 9.95 for a poision tip spear, bonus!

Jester:

# || 17.04pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

yeah…u could use it to get rid of them pesky kids who are always kicking a ball into ur garden!

The John:

# || 17.55pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Lol I just got a mental image of Scorpion at 90, past Mortal Kombat, sitting in his little 3 bedroom bungalow out the front on the porch spearing kids on his rocking chair.

Jester:

# || 18.04pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

hehehe….yeah him and sub-zero bitching at each other across the fence!

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 20.28pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage


DEAL!

The John:

# || 20.36pm GMT || 13.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

I can’t, I’ve only got 3 cards….and they’ve all got your phone number on them mademoiselle ;)

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 06.47am GMT || 14.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

LolzZzZ!1!1!. 10 points for your smoothness :D

Jester:

# || 18.04pm GMT || 14.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

eh? im lost here…whats a deal? what cards? i want points :(

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 21.21pm GMT || 14.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

I award people points if they do/say something amusing and that I enjoy. I use to do this with my mates and when they got up to a certain amount of points, they could have something. Like..an eraser! You get 100 points Kris, for just being you <3

Jester:

# || 17.15pm GMT || 15.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

woohoo 100 points :D how many points do i need to get u in a big cake ;)

The John:

# || 21.41pm GMT || 17.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

at least 15,550 mate.

Jester:

# || 19.09pm GMT || 18.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

jesus that will take a while…what if its a small cake? or a bun?

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 21.40pm GMT || 18.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

I’ve always wanted to jump out of a cake! I’ll do that free of point charges.

Jester:

# || 21.57pm GMT || 18.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

sweeet! u have to be naked though…or its no fun :P

The John:

# || 22.06pm GMT || 18.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

and if she jumps out before 9pm she can have one of them rectangular black censorship signs in front of all her naughty parts…..after 9pm however….I cut the plug in censorship :D

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 23.56pm GMT || 18.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Well of couurrseeee I’d be nekkid! This is exciting.

Jester:

# || 00.23am GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

u censor it…i will kill you :P woohoo on my way to get the cake now!!

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 04.05am GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Do i get whip cream and cherries on my nipples?!

The John:

# || 05.51am GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

From Mortal Kombat to cherries on nipples? Whats going on around here……I’m Confuzzed :D

mademoiselle_cunt:

# || 06.12am GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

We’re discusing jumping out of a cake nekkid. Get with it, John.

The John:

# || 15.53pm GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

As you do on a Tuesday night :P

Jester:

# || 17.51pm GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Yes u can have cream and cherries…as long as i get first dibs on removing them!

The John:

# || 18.57pm GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Can I have some cream? in fact just give me the spray tin when you’re finished so I can guzzle it down.

Jester:

# || 22.15pm GMT || 19.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

u can have all the cream u want…ill be busy so i won’t need it :P

The John:

# || 05.02am GMT || 20.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

Cheers, yer a pal ! :P

Jester:

# || 20.46pm GMT || 21.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage

i wouldn’t wanna see my wee rocky starve!

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