Random Rants
It’s nothing personal, It’s just business!
Plastic Banana
Who in their right mind is willing to buy, let alone use …….
It is £5.50. Five pound and fifty bleeding pence for the most pointless piece of utter crap I have ever seen. I was in the store and I kid you not, I saw three of these being sold. People were genuinely happy looking at them and thinking what a wonderful idea they are. Are these people f***ing mental. Can they seriously look at this and think “Well thats useful and good value for money.” These plums will then go off, strap themselves in their Rover 200 and trundle off at 24 mph in a 40mph limit, to no doubt brag to their other menopausal muppet friends about their “find”.
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This article was posted via telepathy on April 4, 2006 and is listed under General and Food. It has a total of 6 comments . This article has been viewed 703 times.
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Kris:
# || 23.15pm GMT || 04.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage
all plastic fruit should die!
Trees:
# || 23.32pm GMT || 04.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage
Thought they might be handy for any women who’s man did the dirty on her, she cut off his was name for spite and keep it as trophy in there LOL
TREES:
# || 23.43pm GMT || 04.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage
So beware all you blokes if the wife/girlfriend has recently acquired one ……… snigger snigger
The John:
# || 23.54pm GMT || 04.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage
Sounds interesting…..what are you trying to imply? I don’t understand :) hehe
Gary P:
# || 00.08am GMT || 05.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage
Implying that your Mrs would only need a cocktail stick container.
The John:
# || 01.19am GMT || 06.Apr.2006 || Visit Homepage
They make bananas that small?